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How to destroy a $70,000 motorcycle in one easy lesson. 5/5/2004

Step 1. Buy motorcycle.
Step 2. Go to track.
Step 3. Start having delusions about being the next Valentino Rossi.
Step 4. Get passed by a more experienced, faster rider.
Step 5. Attempt to show more experienced, faster rider how it should be done.
Step 6. Slide on your arse watching your new motorcycle being turned into scrap metal.

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