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Liquidity. 1/15/2005

Have just recovered from a rather liquid weekend. 2 biker functions on the same day. The first one was a lunch, hosted by HurricaneMax, for the Chinese New Year. The second, which was rather more liquid than the first, was Snake’s 40th birthday bash.

He requested that I perform the Master of Ceremonies for his birthday, and I had no choice but to accept. I arrived at the function hall, my mind full of various embarrassing biker type stories to tell, and then I realised that a lot of his family were present, and there were children around.

Which kind of put a damper on things. Because, as far as I know, everytime a biker starts a story, it rapidly descends into ‘R’ rated territory, and very shortly thereafter into ‘X’. I managed to contain myself, and only made one blowjob joke, when Snake blew out the candles on his birthday cake.

All in all, a most enjoyable evening. Even if it meant I was a little sensitive to sunlight and loud noises on Sunday morning.

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