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Distributions. 1/16/2005

Just spent an entire morning distributing OT tables of various sorts. I looked at the list of room numbers, where the OT tables are supposed to be installed, and thought to myself, “No problem.”, since the OT complex, while huge, was all interconnected over 1 floor.

Until the boys started shifting tables, and I started getting calls over the walkie-talkie saying that they couldn’t find various rooms. I started cursing and swearing at them, saying that they were blind and the illiterate, illegitimate off-spring of diseased kerbaus, until I went to the OT complex. And realised that the room numbering bore absolutely no relation to the department number, or room sequence. You would have a set of rooms, numbered 14 to 19, with the table required to be installed in 19. So you walk to the department in question, and see a sequence of rooms numbered 14, 15, 16, and think to yourself, 19 should be just around the corner, and you turn the corner, and come t0 a fucking dead end.

So you walk around the entire complex, and finally find the room in question, in a totally different department, which has absolutely no relation to the type of procedure in question, and you ask yourself, “Which fucking abortion thought up the fucking room numbering and department layout?”

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