Bad news Part II. 6/1/2005
After a conversation a moment ago, I’m now seriously considering a second career living under a bridge and growing dreadlocks. Or wearing 2 baseball caps simultaneously whilst walking around pushing a shopping trolley and mumbling to myself.
Of course, I’ll probably be the only bum around with a Compaq laptop, and a Ducati riding jacket. And Marchesini rims on the shopping trolley. With a giant blow-up whale sticking out of it.
“Hey you! You know me? I’m the Snark man! Gimme a dollar for some wi-fi access!”