Red lunch. 11/30/2005
I got a message on my phone today, from this guy. He said he had a gift for me, which I would like very much. I was wondering what it was, and was in Lord Coleman’s car heading out for lunch when I called him. He said that he would meet me up for lunch, since he was in the area, and told me the thing he had for me was red. I said that if it was red, it must be a used tampon. He laughed at this, and said he would see me in fifteen.
He duly turned up, and we sat down for a teppanyaki meal. And he plonked a red shopping bag in front of me. Which contained this…

Thanks bro. It’ll be added to the large collection of Ducati Corse collectibles I have.