Supermarket scam. 2/15/2006
SCAM…
I don’t know whether you shop at Tesco, but I am sure you will want to know about this. I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Tesco and it could happen to you.
Here’s how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.
It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip,they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a ride to another supermarket. You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday.
Beware!
- Posted in : Roy's Jokes.
- Author : thesnark
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Yeah man. Totally “sucked”… Happened to me too last Monday. Though I was spared for the rest of the week…
Wonder who got nicked on Friday….
*smack*
:)
twice on thursday? man, that sucks!
having something suck, or being sucked as the case may be, is not a bad thing after all.
btw, the girls work for me, and are available for private, discrete liasons with discerning clients who would like to have exotic experiences.
First I borrow a car, then I buy a wallet, then I’m all set!
I’m with lainie on this!