Numbah 69. 7/20/2006
A Chinese couple while working in a Chinese restaurant, fall in love and get married - and she’s a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as herhusband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: “My darling, I know dis you firs time and you bery frighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want…. What you want?”
“I wanta have numbah 69″ she replies.
He looks at her very puzzled and says, “You want …… Beef with Broccoli?”