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Numbah 69. 7/20/2006

A Chinese couple while working in a Chinese restaurant, fall in love and get married - and she’s a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as herhusband undresses.

He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: “My darling, I know dis you firs time and you bery frighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want…. What you want?”

“I wanta have numbah 69″ she replies.

He looks at her very puzzled and says, “You want …… Beef with Broccoli?”

Comments»

1. buaya69 - 7/20/2006

let me go check out that chinese menu…

2. KY - 7/20/2006

hahaha. wtf

3. oliviasy - 7/20/2006

LOL

4. hming - 7/22/2006

w00t, u must be kidding me.
lemme teach him :P