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Dear Abby. 11/17/2006

Dear Abby,

I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs… phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I did not broach the subject with my wife again. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my 2006 Yamaha R1 motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Yamaha R1, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,

Tom.

Comments»

1. spiller - 11/17/2006

haha.. by the way, why can’t Tom just call Abby instead?

nice weekend bro.

2. ozguy_01 - 11/17/2006

i think abby and the wife might be doing the wild thing, in that case i suggest you install spy cameras in your bedroom and review the footage regularly with some mates over a case of beer

my advice…..take the bike to your local dealer and spend a lot of money on it

if your wife objects tell her ozguy made you do it and that she and abby should come over and give him the spanking he so richly deserves

3. KY - 11/17/2006

LOL, wtf

4. Dangerous Variable - 11/17/2006

Hahahaha! What happened to stalking your wife..?

5. Thesithari - 11/18/2006

Dear Tom,

You’re obviously distressed by this. Infidelity can be hard on both parties. Nothing beats it more than the hair of the dog though. Get on the R1 and go enjoy some twisties, then when the leak has drained the oil, present it to the cheating party as a gift.

Then get yourself a real bike. Like a Shadow.

6. Hijackqueen - 11/21/2006

Dem! Bikes is man’s best friend huh.

7. hurricanemax - 11/24/2006

Dear Tom,

same situ happened to my friend Dick. Of course, his wife even when caught with ‘leaky’ panties, like all true-blue fornicators, denies everything…so take everything in stride. Go fix the R1 and plays some corners.
Good luck & have fun but do avoid those wild and free-ranging pussies along the mountain twisties.

hMx