“This is the Police” 6/1/2007
“Mr. Snark, here are the keys to the apartment building you wanted to inspect.”
“Thanks KK.”
“By the way Mr. Snark, just to let you know, we leave the doors of the untenanted units open.”
“What do you mean, open?”
‘Yes, open. We lock the outer grille doors, but we keep the wooden inner doors open.”
“Whatever for? Doesn’t that mean anyone walking along the outside corridor can see into the empty units?”
“Yes, it’s better that way.”
“Better? How? KK, you are not making sense.”
“Yes, because the Vice Squad raids the apartment block regularly, and they keep kicking in the doors of the locked units, even if they are untenanted. The maintenance guys got fed up of replacing the doors, so now we keep the doors open.”
- Posted in : Work Bitching
- Author : thesnark
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The Gundik?
WTF? u got to tell us where is that place. ain’t gonna stay there. hell no.
sounds like a nice place for a tani and errr, activities. so, when are you inviting us over? ….
If you move in, just leave that front room empty and the grill locked and the front door open. No raids!
walau-eh, gotta give it to KK. very good seller lah. did you ask him if he sold any unit or not?
someone should go find a void space with a nice wall somewhere and dress it up to look like a doorway. I’d do it just to watch the idiots try kicking in a brick wall.
housewarming!
house whoring i supposed..?
Hah, funny, this one is.
Boss, I remember one story that was ‘to be continue’-ed, the one where you went river cruising searching for pirates?