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The Gap. 6/22/2007

Every morning, I come down this road.

Every morning, I sit there, zoning out, cursing the fact that I am sitting in a cage and going nowhere, fast.

Every morning, I see the gap, and wish I could be slicing it.

And this morning was especially bad, when an SP-1 stopped right next to my window, and revved his engine.  The booming V-twin sound caught my attention, and I turned to look.  It was being ridden by a riding buddy from way back, and he recognised me sitting there in the diesel.  I wound the window down, he raised his visor, and we exchanged pleasantries while sitting in the traffic waiting for the lights to change.

Then the traffic policeman waved us on.  He nodded a goodbye, closed his visor, and shot through the gap, leaving me there to do the 5 m.p.h. shuffle.

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1. irondad - 6/22/2007

How about a custom wedge shaped bumper?

2. cmos - 6/22/2007

Gun the throttle and runneth over all them-puny-insignificant-4-wheelers wiv ya monster diesel… YEEEEEHAAAARRRR!!!

3. HORNY ANG MOH - 6/22/2007

Poor U! The feeling must be terrible! ( like a cat looking at a fish swimming cheekly in an aquirium ? ) Have a nice weekend.

4. thesnark - 6/22/2007

Irondad : A cow catcher? Don’t think I haven’t thought about it.

cmos : I did that 2 nights ago.

Horny AM : Thanks.

5. jac - 6/22/2007

serves you right to be in the corporate

6. thesnark - 6/22/2007

Jac : What else am I going to do? I mean, I can’t cook, I can’t clean, I don’t give blowjobs.

7. bikerwannabe - 6/22/2007

I soooo feel for you dude…..

8. KY - 6/22/2007

did you cry? lol

9. YP - 6/22/2007

That sucks! Tell you what, I’ll get bushmills for you and hopefully that’ll cheer you up.

10. marsha - 6/23/2007

i share your feelings. sometimes make me feel like buying a kap-chai too. flat hair or not, sometimes kap-chai people make me feel jealous in traffic. “F*** the air-con”, I sat there and fumed