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Minutes of meeting. 7/2/2007

I hold my Department meeting every Monday morning.  3 managers, 1 assistant manager, 3 consultants, and my secretary.  The time limit I impose on this meeting is 30 minutes, no more.  Anything more than that in a meeting is a waste of time, in my opinion.

This morning, I queried the table about some submission drawings that were not in my department’s records.  I had earlier sent out a letter making an official request for the many missing drawings, and that all the consultants were supposed to submit the drawings immediately.

Today’s meeting managed to piss me off and make me do my “House” impression.

Consultants : Mr Snark, we have already submitted our drawings to your predecessor.

The Snark : What do you mean, submitted?  There are no drawings in my department.

Consultants : Maybe you better check with your D&C section head.

D&C : We don’t have the drawings.

Consultants : We gave you the drawings.

D&C : We never got the drawings.

Consultants : We sent you the drawings.

The Snark : (shouts) Gentlemen.  I have D&C saying we don’t have the drawings, and you Consultants are saying you sent them over.  But I have no drawings in my office.  Are you trying to tell me that I have a giant fucking rat in my office running around eating drawings?

D&C : (laughs) (laughter quickly dies when he realises he’s laughing alone and no one else around the table is laughing with him).

A silence descends around the table…

The Snark’s secretary : Boss?

The Snark : Yes?

The Snark’s secretary : Do you want me to put the word “fucking” into the minutes of meeting?

Comments»

1. ziniac - 7/2/2007

Now that’s a good secretary right there.

2. jeyadev - 7/2/2007

/me agrees with ziniac. i would have loved to see the look on snark’s face at that moment…

3. bikerwannabe - 7/2/2007

wahahahah!!!

4. Dabido(Teflon) - 7/2/2007

Geees, I write the minutes for my meetings, and even I don’t write everything word for word like that! lol

5. sasha - 7/2/2007

lmfao…

6. spiller - 7/3/2007

your secretary, she’s not a blondie right? :P

7. KY - 7/3/2007

LOL

best secretary ever

8. ziniac - 7/3/2007

hehehe…

9. cmos - 7/3/2007

Priceless… ^_^

10. YP - 7/3/2007

Mr Snark House, here’s your vicodin.

11. jeyadev - 7/3/2007

first time i’ve seen vicodin delivered in a Bushmill’s bottle :)

12. Dangerous Variable - 7/3/2007

Can I bong your secretary..? Is she blonde like Paris Hilton..?

13. ShaolinTiger - 7/3/2007

So were the minutes complete?

14. EF - 7/4/2007

Could it be that she, your secretary is witty? Seems like a smart girl to me, by breaking the tension.

What’s wrong with you boys? Come to Sweden and get the blonds -)

15. jas - 7/4/2007

haha ur secretary was trying 2 kill the tension im sure :p

16. HORNY ANG MOH - 7/4/2007

Nice secretary! Sex*y as well?? Have a nice day.

17. Gaijin Biker - 7/4/2007

Well, you might as well start riding your bike to work again. I don’t think you are going to fit in just because you drive a cage.

18. Dr. Tan - 7/4/2007

Haha wtf dei.

Did you feel abit potong-ed that she stopped your screaming streak?

19. kaikon - 7/6/2007

Admit it, that secretary is this week’s girl Friday.