Minutes of meeting. 7/2/2007
I hold my Department meeting every Monday morning. 3 managers, 1 assistant manager, 3 consultants, and my secretary. The time limit I impose on this meeting is 30 minutes, no more. Anything more than that in a meeting is a waste of time, in my opinion.
This morning, I queried the table about some submission drawings that were not in my department’s records. I had earlier sent out a letter making an official request for the many missing drawings, and that all the consultants were supposed to submit the drawings immediately.
Today’s meeting managed to piss me off and make me do my “House” impression.
Consultants : Mr Snark, we have already submitted our drawings to your predecessor.
The Snark : What do you mean, submitted? There are no drawings in my department.
Consultants : Maybe you better check with your D&C section head.
D&C : We don’t have the drawings.
Consultants : We gave you the drawings.
D&C : We never got the drawings.
Consultants : We sent you the drawings.
The Snark : (shouts) Gentlemen. I have D&C saying we don’t have the drawings, and you Consultants are saying you sent them over. But I have no drawings in my office. Are you trying to tell me that I have a giant fucking rat in my office running around eating drawings?
D&C : (laughs) (laughter quickly dies when he realises he’s laughing alone and no one else around the table is laughing with him).
A silence descends around the table…
The Snark’s secretary : Boss?
The Snark : Yes?
The Snark’s secretary : Do you want me to put the word “fucking” into the minutes of meeting?
- Posted in : Work Bitching
- Author : thesnark
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Now that’s a good secretary right there.
/me agrees with ziniac. i would have loved to see the look on snark’s face at that moment…
wahahahah!!!
Geees, I write the minutes for my meetings, and even I don’t write everything word for word like that! lol
lmfao…
your secretary, she’s not a blondie right?
LOL
best secretary ever
hehehe…
Priceless… ^_^
Mr Snark House, here’s your vicodin.
first time i’ve seen vicodin delivered in a Bushmill’s bottle
Can I bong your secretary..? Is she blonde like Paris Hilton..?
So were the minutes complete?
Could it be that she, your secretary is witty? Seems like a smart girl to me, by breaking the tension.
What’s wrong with you boys? Come to Sweden and get the blonds -)
haha ur secretary was trying 2 kill the tension im sure :p
Nice secretary! Sex*y as well?? Have a nice day.
Well, you might as well start riding your bike to work again. I don’t think you are going to fit in just because you drive a cage.
Haha wtf dei.
Did you feel abit potong-ed that she stopped your screaming streak?
Admit it, that secretary is this week’s girl Friday.