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Harlow? Wrong numbah? 5/11/2008

I was at home when the phone rang.  The house phone that is.  It’s a number that only 1 person knows.  Well, actually, 2 other organisations know my home number.  The phone company, and the pizza place up the road.  However, the number is only known to 1 individual.  And it rang this evening, so I picked the phone up, expecting to find a familiar voice on the other side of the line.

I said, “Hello?”

And was rather surprised to have a female voice going, in surprise, “WHAT?  WHO IS THIS?”

I then replied, “well, it’s me, and this is an unlisted number, so I guess you must have missdialed.”

The voice on the other side then says (very rudely, I might add), “WHO IS THAT?  WHO ARE YOU?  WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?  WHAT NUMBER IS THIS?”

I replied, in a civil tone, “I think you may have dialled a wrong number.”

I then got this screeching harridan from hell screaming down the phone at me, “WHO ARE YOU?  WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?  WHAT IS YOUR NAME?”

I kept my cool, somewhat, and replied, this time in a rather clipped tone, saying that whomsoever she wanted to speak to was obviously not there, and this was a private number, unlisted, and she must have dialled a wrong number.

She then said, “What is your number?”

I replied, “Fuck off.  No way in hell I’m going to tell you that.  Thank you.  Have a nice day.”

And put the phone down.

I walked away from the phone, picked up my book, sat down, and resumed reading. 

At the same time reflecting that one of these days, I really should make the effort to remember exactly what my house phone number is.

Comments»

1. KY - 5/12/2008

LOL.

2. jeyadev - 5/12/2008

eh snark, you can always dial your cell, and find out…
unless you’ve forgotten that number too? :)

3. The Snark - 5/12/2008

Jeyadev : Strangely enough …

4. ziniac - 5/12/2008

Do you remember your house address?

5. The Snark - 5/12/2008

Ziniac : Sure I do. Wait, let me go find an empty pizza box.

6. Kee Leong - 5/12/2008

Well, lucky you ain’t Girl Friday calling ?!

7. Dee - 5/13/2008

All this while you’ve messaged me on chat and never once incline to tell me you’re blogging again. :P How could you.