Father knows best. 2/11/2010
Mom? I’ve got a question. The guys at school are using words I don’t understand.”
“What words, dear?”
“Pussy and Bitch.”
Mom inhaled sharply, but then said: “Oh, that’s easy. A pussy is a cat, like our little Chico. A bitch is a female dog, like our Sandy.”
“Thanks, Mom..”
He then found his Dad out in the garage.
“Dad, the guys at school are using words I don’t understand.”
“What words, son?”
“Pussy and bitch. I asked Mom, but I don’t think she told me the right meanings.”
Dad said: “Son, never ask your mother about these things, ask me instead. Let me explain it like this.”
He pulled a Playboy from his workbench, turned to the centerfold, drew a circle around the pubic area and said: “Son, everything inside the circle is pussy.”
“Okay, Dad. Then what’s a bitch?”
Dad replied: “Everything outside the circle.
- Posted in : Roy's Jokes.
- Author : thesnark
Comments»
LOL… that’s so farny!!!
Not all pussies are nice, you know…
You are getting downright chatty, old son.Good to hear from you again.
Let me know if I can use that one.
Eh Snark,
No girl Friday today..? 26 February 2010?
snark got molested by 2 minah rempit, services will resume next friday.
happy weekend
All people deserve very good life and home loans or just financial loan would make it much better. Just because people’s freedom is based on money state.
good to see you Snark